Happy Friday to all….
If you’re reading this page, you know the Justice for Clayton crew and their “narrative”. It goes like this: Laura MUST be lying about Clayton, because of the following points:
1.) Clayton says they never had sex (Laura says they did)
2.) Clayton says Laura has no medical records to back up her story (that one is a confirmed 100% lie; there are TONS of medical records to document Laura’s story, but that’s a post for another day)
3.) Clayton says Laura has “done this to other men” (this will be the subject of a future post, coming very shortly)
4.) Clayton says Laura faked a sonogram in THIS case, and also in the past (again, we’ll be talking about the real facts soon)
5.) Laura wore a fake “moon bump” in court
6.) Laura had a blood test on October 16, 2023 that showed HCG levels of 102, whereas in a normal pregnancy at that same stage, the levels should have been in a range between 1,400 – 53,000 (or even higher, if twins)
7.) Laura claimed to have a miscarriage, but never produced any proof (such as a fetal death certificate)
Now I know what the JFC haters will say: “Gingras, you big ugly idiot! You said you weren’t going to try this case in public. You are now contradicting yourself with all these posts! This shows you are a big fat LIAR! [insert crying emoji].”
LOOK — I DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS CASE. And NO – I am making NO money from any social media or blog posts. Unlike the JFC crowd, I don’t make money from Google AdSense (THEY DO – which is why the word vomit keeps flowing from their side). I am literally not charging Laura even $1 for any of this PR effort. And trust me — at some future point, Laura is going to seek to recover all her legal fees from Clayton (and others), and when that happens, Laura will have to disclose all her legal bills (including mine). When that day comes, I’ll bet you $1,000,000 you won’t see a single charge for “blogging” or tweeting.
So while I wish this wasn’t the case, Clayton’s army can’t stop talking about Laura (again, they are doing it for one reason — to make money from views/clicks), and based on what I’ve seen, they are spreading LIE after LIE after LIE. In that situation, it would be malpractice for me to sit back and ignore those lies. That’s why I feel compelled to say something in response. That’s why I’m here.
Rather than pushing back with every detail of Laura’s side of the story, I am going to take a measured approach. Let’s not try to debunk EVERY detail of Clayton’s narrative in a single shot. Let’s just take this one step at a time.
For today’s lesson, I’m going to start with one of the easiest (and most offensive) lies — the “moon bump” thing. This has been mentioned A LOT, but the first time I saw it was in a pleading filed by Clayton’s lawyer, Gregg Woodnick on March 11, 2024 (this was Clayton’s Motion to Compel). You’ve seen it, but let’s refresh what Gregg told the court:
When I first heard this claim, I have to be honest — it really, really worried me. That is some seriously crazy shit to say about someone. This lady (who I am supposed to be defending) showed up in court wearing a fake pregnant stomach? The conclusion is obvious — if Laura actually did that, she must be a stark, raving lunatic. Totally insane. And that’s exactly the purpose of this LIE — to make you think Laura IS crazy. Because you NEED to believe Laura is crazy if you want Clayton to get justice.
So is she crazy? Well that’s the ultimate question you will have to decide for yourself once you hear ALL the facts and ALL the evidence. But let’s just talk about the moon bump since that seems to be one of JFC’s critical pieces of evidence. After all, a licensed attorney (Gregg Woodnick) made a written representation to the court that this DID happen. And there are rules that say a lawyer is NOT allowed to lie to a court, and if you say something to a judge, there is a separate rule (26) that says you are making a certification to the court that you conducted a reasonable investigation into the facts before you made the statement, and you are further certifying that your investigation produced evidence to support what you said.
OK, so did Gregg Woodnick tell the truth about the moon bump, or did he make it up to support his client’s narrative? I have no direct proof as to what Gregg knew or didn’t know at the time, and I don’t know what investigation he performed to support this claim (this is a question he will need to answer later), but let me explain the facts as I understand them.
First, here’s a detailed affidavit from Laura, swearing under penalty of perjury, that she did NOT wear a moon bump or any other form of prosthetic at the court hearing on October 24, 2023. If you hate Laura and think she’s a bad person, she just doubled-down on this by putting her denial in writing, under oath. If you can prove she’s lying, she risks five years in prison.
Second, if you don’t want to bother reading her affidavit, I’ll give you the highlights. Laura is 5’5″ tall and she currently weighs 91 pounds. I don’t know about you, but to me, that is PRETTY FREAKING SKINNY. For comparison’s sake, take a look at these photos (the top one is older, the lower one is from April 2024). Not exactly a heavyset person, would you agree?
OK, so Laura is s-k-i-n-n-y….like RAIL SKINNY. And on October 24, 2023 (the infamous moon bump court hearing), she appeared to be MUCH, MUCH heavier. She was SO much bigger, it was shocking. That’s what caused some people to claim she’s got to be wearing a fake belly. I guess what these folks were really thinking was: “Jeez, Clayton has said she was never pregnant, and here she is on camera looking pretty darn pregnant, how can I explain that? Oh, I know! She’s got to be wearing a fake moon bump!”
Somehow, sadly, that pure speculation has mutated into: “This is FACT. She WAS wearing a fake bump.” But it’s not. It is nothing but pure, absolute speculation.
Rather than speculating, let’s pause, take a breath, and go back to the facts. On November 14, 2023 (just 3 weeks after the moon bump hearing), Laura went to a OB/GYN facility called MomDoc. If you have ever been to the doctor’s office, you know how this works — when it’s your turn, the nurse will call you back, and the first thing that happens is you jump on the scale so they can take down your weight.
Guess what Laura’s weight was on November 14th? It’s right there in the records (which Clayton’s lawyer has), so you can read the number for yourself.
Now is that a big deal? Go back and look at the two photos of Laura above. And remember – Laura weighed herself a couple of days ago, and the scale said 91.9 pounds. Again, don’t take my word for it, here’s the photo Laura sent me (and YES, I am writing and posting all this with her express written permission).
That is a difference of more than 40 pounds. Now go back and look at Laura’s normal figure in the photos above. Try to imagine adding 40 pounds to that skinny frame. Are you telling me if you added more than 40 pounds to Laura’s body (as we KNOW she weighed 133 pounds just 3 weeks after the moon bump hearing) — are you telling me you honestly believe she needed to wear a FAKE pregnant belly in court to try and fool people into thinking she was pregnant?
If you can’t tell, this sort of thing is why I believe when this case is over, Laura should absolutely haul every single member of the JFC crew into court, put them in front of a jury, and ask them to explain themselves. Laura is either completely insane, or she is an innocent victim of one of the worst intentional, coordinated, and malicious defamation campaigns I have ever seen. This is not innocent mistakes. These are people who are spreading knowing, intentional lies simply to destroy the life of an innocent girl.
But hey, I’m just a #trampstamplawyer, so what the heck do I know?
Have a nice weekend, ya’ll…..